Our Daily Bleg: Give Me Your Tabloid-Worthy (But Accurate) Celebrity Quotes

Now that the silly little election is over, we can focus on what’s really important — namely celebrity quotations.
As the calendar marches on, the pressure is mounting on me to name my annual list of the top 10 quotations of the year. In addition to politics, economics, and sports, I need to consider the outstanding (or, more accurately, the most famous or most revealing) quotations of 2008 uttered by celebrities.
These need not be eloquent or admirable, indeed I am particularly interested in deplorable celebu-quotes that were widely disseminated or that capture the spirit of our times, such as it is. Since my annual quote roundups appear sometime in December, quotes from December 2007 may have been too late to make the last list and are therefore eligible in addition to the 2008 quotations.